Cuckoo cuckoo

Total trip mileage 840
Mileage today 10ish

I’m not trying to say Debbie is accident prone but if she fell in a pillow store she would crack her head open. This morning she rather sheepishly admitted to me that she had broken the blind in front room FFS! 
I also almost got caught in a girl logic trap this morning. Any man reading this will feel my pain.
‘Does my hair need washing or does it look ok to go out?’
It turns out that:- ‘It’s not like you are going to bump into anyone you know’ was not the answer she was looking for.
It’s ok though lads, I thought quickly on my feet and came back with:-
‘But if you would feel more comfortable washing it you should do, you are on holiday after all’. 
Phew close one that, my efforts to dodge the girl logic trap did not go unnoticed or unappreciated by Deb who congratulated me for covering all bases.

FFS!






Our rather lovely digs in Schonach.














I googled ‘can I park my motorcycle on the curb in Germany and came to the incorrect conclusion that the Germans are anti bike. Well, Tribeg has not one but two dedicated free motorcycle car parks. That’s the way to do it Germany.

















Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you, that is a tub of mushroom brushes. Who even knew there was a need for such a thing.


House of 1,000 Cuckoo clocks, I got bored counting at 567


We started a fun game of who can find the most expensive clock. I thought I got off to a good start here but it turns out in the world of the cuckoo collector this is amateur hour. 



Still a bit cheapo but getting there



Now we are talking, that’s a €15,000 clock. Mmmmm big wooden clock or Ducati Multistrada? 





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